Odd/quirky teachers and professors

[Thelastguardian]

Originally Posted by Slade

I mean, always carries around this with him

It is a double bass. Any bass player would carry it around with them IF they have a mini-van with them. I know how to play it but found it too much of a hassal to carry it around (Not that I ever had the heart to carry one to home of course ) . It is surprisingly light, I could hold it with one hand.

Anyhow a ~60 English teacher of mine was truly...speechless:

1. Once he showed us a "boobs pack" some students gave him when they were back from vegas. He wore it infront of us and start dancing XD
(basicly a drink bottle that looks like boob)

2. Sometimes he would play Britney Spears' songs (especially opps I did it again) and starts singing along. He doesn't sing wimpy either, he sounded as if he wants the whole part of that school wing to hear him (old man + britney spear songs = horror). He evens dance along and drag some students along with him.

3. The last time I visitd him he had a Ninja Gaiden (for xbox) life size cardboard poster infont of his class XD

4. He force whoever didnt bring their book to class to read out a passage from the bible.

[aFlipGuy]

Originally Posted by Shin Kell

"You can look up for inspiration, you can look down in desperation, but you can't look side to side for information."

this sounds awfully familiar.....i think my history teacher(great teacher) said that once too

i love it >___<

my last year's english teacher was the bizatch of the bitches. she favored band kids over everyone else (she was in band when she was in highschool), meaning if your not in band or do not kiss her ass, u get the low end of the rope/stick (no privilages)

so unfair

she got what she deserved though (she didnt die but ALMOST).

a cat she adopted bit her in the hand ^____^ everyone wanted to go praise the cat. but everyone was dissapointed the cat didnt succeed in killer her *joke* (dont really want to kill her) her hand was so disgusting.....dont really want to describe it in detail but she was unable to use her right hand for a half of the first semester and half of the second semester (we got nothing achieved)

i know of a professor w/ hilarious qoutes. my friends had him for summer school(college credit)

heres some

-"What some of you call 'pornography,' I call my hobby."

-"When I smoke my dope, I guarantee I inhale. Unlike Clinton with his marijuana."

-"I'll see if i can get approval to show that 'jibjab' site next week. If not, I'll just bring in my porn."

-"Coke (not soda) is in short supply, and, man, I've been working as hard as I can."

Mr. Tomme (Govt. Teacher at TCC)

i love

[Shin Kell]

Originally Posted by Necrodeath

Well...I had this geography teacher once...All we did during his class was talk and have fun and all. He would always wear kaki shorts, and sandals, even in mid-winter. It didn't bother him that much that we talked and all...until...that day. It was a usual class from him, we started talking like we normally did, but as we made more and more noise, his head began to get a little red...as we continued talking, his head continued getting redder...vanes started to show on his forehead and whatnot...I stopped talking...others continued (don't know if they noticed ). Then all of a sudden he popped. He broke the pole thingy he used to show stuff on the map, and he just threw it at us. Everyone got sent out of class, and since then we've had a different geography teacher

Oh that reminds me of the Spanish teacher at my High School. she was only there while I was a freshman. She was let go because during class while people were doing classwork she for some reason picked up a bean bag chair, threw it across the room, went back to her desk, sat down an cried. None of us really knew why, it just happened. She also threw a book at a student, but I didn't witness that. The next year we got a new Spanish teacher with her own quirks. Made me wish I had taken Latin instead of Spanish.

[aFlipGuy]

my french teacher >___<

she had the biggest flap (the flap of fat under old women's biceps) i've ever seen in my life

not the pleasant thing to stare at (she wore a lot of sleeveless clothes) but you cant help yourself from staring at it.....@____@ it would just swing back and fort as she wrote on the board.

[MikoKikyo]

Originally Posted by aFlipGuy

my french teacher >___<

she had the biggest flap (the flap of fat under old women's biceps) i've ever seen in my life

not the pleasant thing to stare at (she wore a lot of sleeveless clothes) but you cant help yourself from staring at it.....@____@ it would just swing back and fort as she wrote on the board.

This reminds me of my English teacher last year, she would always compare "underarm fat", which is always hanging about when the person moves, to ending a sentence with a preposition because a sentence that ends with a preposition kinda leaves you "hanging"... Like the woman's underarm fat... Crazy stuff.

[aFlipGuy]

hahaahahahaha great teacher!!!!!

i havent noticed any old men get it....is it only in women?

[JERI]

When he was trying to describe the course structures of Biology during orientation, my lecturer (who's 63) put on a hat, some bling blings, and started rapping.

The lyrics were actually very good.

[Sakaki]

Originally Posted by aFlipGuy

this sounds awfully familiar.....i think my history teacher(great teacher) said that once too

i love it >___<

my last year's english teacher was the bizatch of the bitches. she favored band kids over everyone else (she was in band when she was in highschool), meaning if your not in band or do not kiss her ass, u get the low end of the rope/stick (no privilages)

so unfair

Rather like when I was in High School, we had to take an Ag class (mandatory for some stupid reason or I going to college for aeronautical engineering the next year wouldn't have gone near it). The teacher kept pushing everyone to join FFA, he asked me about a dozen times, and anyone who didn't got bad grades. My one friend who was going for a MBA got 100% on every test in the class and still only got a C grade.

[hamiko_san]

10 things more, you never know.

[sarcasteak]

One of my math professor for some reason swings his left arm while he writes with his right; my friend and I kept cracking jokes about it, calling him windshield wiper and stuff. I think he is aware of it as well; sometimes he tries so hard not to do it...but still does.

[Psi]

I think the wierdest teacher I had was my highschool PE teacher. He also taught sex ed, and one day he showed us an actual home movie he had shot of his wife giving birth! I mean, it showed the WHOLE THING.

Afterwards he asked for written comments and read them out loud, and all the girl said the same thing: "I am never having childen," "I am never having children," "I am never having children."

[Ombrenuit]

I have Chemistry teacher who tells us how to cheat, how to brew beer, and doesn't care when you turn homework in as long as it's sometime before the end of the day. All we've been doing so far is blowing things up and hands on chemistry, it's probably one of the greatest classes I'm taking . Sometimes he even shows up with a trumpet in class and plays randomly during a lab!

[Karma]

My favourite teacher I have now is my photography/ video/ graphics teacher, his name is Mr. Minyard. He is so quirky that it's very amusing. He has rants about how much propaganda there is on TV and everywhere in life. Which is true, and I completely agree. One of the strangest thing's he does, if before we all start working he says is 'You are all beautiful.' And one time during Photography last year, he was talking about how cell phones shouldn't be used in class, and really the only reason you should have one on during class is if you are a drug dealer. Yah. Minyard rocks.

[Roots]

Originally Posted by Slade

I've had my share of classes and suprisingly only a few odd teachers.

I'll talk about an interesting one I have now. He looks young, as if he just got of college. Definitely in his 20s, he's my music appreciation professor and he always, I mean, always carries around this with him



No, it's not a violin, this thing is bigger than the average person.

Every class I see him bringing it in from down the hallway, from the parking lot. He never even played it until a class ago. Man, he's really good. I mean, he went off breaking out into a solo without sheet music for a good 20 minutes and I enjoyed every minute of it.

Still, it's a bit odd that he carries that around everywhere, to class, to the cafeteria, I wonder if he takes it everywhere else... he's hardcore, I'll give him that.

Wow! He would make a perfect character for Violinist of Hamelin! LMAO!!!!

[neEd'Le]

Originally Posted by Psi

I think the wierdest teacher I had was my highschool PE teacher. He also taught sex ed, and one day he showed us an actual home movie he had shot of his wife giving birth! I mean, it showed the WHOLE THING.

Afterwards he asked for written comments and read them out loud, and all the girl said the same thing: "I am never having childen," "I am never having children," "I am never having children."

loooooooooooollllllll what a teacher

ok,so i had a biology teacher-ms.Boeva,she had some drinking problems,and especcaly problems with the hangovers after the heavy weekend nights.
so an uppergrader tells me this story about her:
she begins asking question to different students
Boeva(in short B):now tell me Rangel,with what does the horse swim?
Rangel:eerrmmm,well uugghh...(the dude stood like stoned there-what sort of question is that anyway??)
b:what are you wandering about?with the appendix,you dumbass,the horse swims thanks to his apendix.sit down-F.

the other day.
B:now tell me Maria,with what does the horse swim
Maria:well,the horse swims with his apendix,ms.boeva-says she,happy to know the right answer.
B:WTF?Are you an idiot or something?how could possibly a horse swim with his appendix?holy shit,thats the stupidest thing that i've ever heard.the horse swims thanks to his hoofs,the hoofs maria-remember that.sit down-F