The OP really feels like they took the "let's make this weird" feel from the title and ran with it! That was bizarre.
The episode itself was alright. I like the Princess. She's got good pep to her. Solid magical abilities and totally threatened to turn the Detective into an invalid if he wanted to kick her out
. I mean fair enough. She's got to find a place to live and this person seems decent enough to stick around with.
Female knight was fun. Kind of liked the good vibes she had with the homeless dude. Also says a lot about the hell she's been through lately that sleeping under cardboard under a bridge was the best night's rest she's gotten in a while.
Honestly I think Sara and Sousuke are a good pair. Teamwork is pretty good and their personalities bounce off each other nicely.