[kaigan]

my one-shot fanfic. no offense to mr. max ehrmann. i just can't get hold of myself.

Spoiler for QB's Desiderata:

Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste,
and remember what evil lurks in silence.

As many as possible, without restraint,
be on good terms with all pubescent girls.
Speak your truth vaguely and deceptively;
or elude it completely,
even middle school lolis;
they too know entropy.
Avoid tall and dark stalking bishoujos;
they are thorns in your ass.

If you compare yourself with salarymen,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser familiars than yourself.
Enjoy your cuteness as well as your adoring fans.
Keep interested in your own commission, during inflation;
it is a real gem in these energy depressing times.

Exercise caution in your monkey business,
for the universe is full of trickery.
But don’t be fooled what human virtue there is;
many persons strive for selfish wishes,
and everywhere life is full of grievances.
Reproduce yourself covertly. Do not show emotion.
Neither be cynical about keeping reserves,
in case you can’t dodge bullets and magic attacks,
you can rise up as perennial as the grass.

Take seriously the Night of the Witches,
you could harvest an amazing youth.
Always proofread the contract to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with slice-of-life imaginings.
Many surprises are born of lies and misdirections.

Beyond a mischievous cat-face smile,
be gentle with yourself.
You are an alien race of the universe
superior than humans and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is collapsing as it shouldn't.

Therefore be at peace with Homura,
whatever you conceive Her to be.
And whatever your trials and errors,
in the repetitive confusion of time,
collect Madoka’s soul.

With all its deconstruction, tragedy, and Brocken spectre,
it is never a perfect world.
Be a bitch. Strive to prevent entropy.

i hope you enjoy ^-^